issues

So, i go for my ultrasound thingy to check on baby and we have to fill up this form.
and there is a space which says do u have any issues???

And i'm like Hell, yea - why do you not have any parking huh? huh? And why cant your security hatao all those annoying rickshawallas?
And the receptionist is like madam errr we meant issues as in progeny?

you say tomato, i say bloody mary - see the difference!!